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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”

-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

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Second the rec for the video, Mackie’s retelling of this story is fucking GOLD

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A VAN

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He’s so funny. He does not understand why she doesn’t get it. He’s a national treasure.

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sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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breadstickvevo:

when you accidentally say something mean to your crush

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faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

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radeponine:

when pepper didn’t get her meatloaf

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